Please ALL your Valentines with what they crave!
Last year I bought a card for my beautiful Valentine Ginger! Don't get me wrong, I love my wife! But Ginger likes to go out with me when my wife is too busy with other things in her life... And our young baby Jim Jr. just adores Ginger as much as I do!
Ginger's so easy-going! She never complains even when I forget her... But this year I wanted her Valentine to be special -- something she'd really enjoy! But it had to be something that wouldn't upset my wife if she finds out!
Last year when my wife found out about the Valentine's Day card for Ginger, I never heard the end of it!
My wife said "She can't even read! And you're buying a Valentine for her!" This year things will be different! I got the idea while I was looking down at Ginger's beautiful golden hair, as she rested her head on my lap....